Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
