Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Randomize
