Swine flu. Run for my life!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
