I puked a lego.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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