Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he shaved USA in his pubs
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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