I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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