I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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