Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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