I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Moan for me like Helen Keller
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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