My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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