ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
send nudes
from the living room?
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