I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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