Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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