I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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