Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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