I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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