Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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