i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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