About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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