just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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