If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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