He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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