We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
