apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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