Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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