Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
