she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
