yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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