Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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