whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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