I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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