Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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