next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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