White coat. Heels.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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