Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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