You just made me feel so damn special
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
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laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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