absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
