I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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