Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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