Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Best friends brother. Beat that.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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