is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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