bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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