What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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