Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
the condom got lost in my hair
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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