Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
No more Irish car bombs ever.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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