Is it normal to miss your booty call?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Nicole vs. Life
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Holy sore nipples Batman
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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