Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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