Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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