I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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