That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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