I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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