can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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