Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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