No, you can still breathe under the balls.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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