Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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