end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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